Smite the Anti-Semites
A New World Order
(In growing frustration with the actions imposed by Israel under Netanyahu on the Middle East and the world, and the complicity of our national leaders in supporting and encouraging those actions, I have turned to satire to address the current situation. This satire being in a form reminiscent of Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” as his satirical solution for England to the “Irish Problem”.)
§ Smite all dissenters.
§ Slay the anti-semites; let the great purge commence in earnest.
§ Smite those who dare defy the ordained new world order.
§ Slay the heretics who question the divinity of Netanyahu, Israel’s righteous avenger.
§ Smite even the hesitant among the chosen, for lukewarm allegiance is betrayal of the cause and this Old Testament vengeance.
§ Slay the audacious semites who dare assert a claim to existence—Palestinians most of all.
§ Smite all who would oppose this version of religion, especially if they are of another faith.
§ Slay all the New Testament Christians who believe in the teachings of their non-vengeful Jesus.
§ Smite all who believe in the sanctity of human life.
§ Slay the dreamers who cling to the crumbling relics of democracy, with its naive delusions of equality and human worth.
§ Smite those who hesitate to applaud the United States’ unflinching complicity in the death of so many as well as in obliterating dissent, using ‘anti-semite’ to mean anyone insufficiently enthusiastic about Netanyahu’s gospel.
§ Slay all who would oppose remaking our world according to the dictates of the modern Israel as proposed by Netanyahu.
§ This holiday season, relish the ‘slayride’ as we glide merrily toward the triumph of the new order.
§ Finally, smite the hopeless romantics who cling to antique notions of ‘peace on earth’ or whispers of goodwill—they have no place in this season’s reckoning.
